Last Weekend

Happy Birthday Shamar

Jake's Dilemma Woman's Bathroom Last Night

Stranger: Hello?
Siobhan*in the stall*: Hello.
Stranger: Whatcha doin'?
Siobhan: What do you think?
Stranger: Wanna have sex?
Siobhan: No thank you...
Stranger: Ok, bye!

P.S. the stranger was a black man

Only in Jakes' folks

I'm BACK!!!

So finally I'm back to blogging. I totally forgot my username and password for this thing, it used to be saved to my computer but something happened and I actually had to sign in for once. Eh, but anyways...

Right now I'm home in South Jersey. I kidnapped Sammy and we had so much fun last night. We went to the Courthouse Tavern (formally Buzz's) to see Ginger be Ryan Seacrest and host their open-mic night. It was sooo much fun! This guy Ginger referred to as "Papa Bear" came in and brought all of these instruments with him so people could play along to the beat. It felt like Kindergarden music class and it was awesome. Sammy and I did get a talking to when we weren't paying attention and just shaking our instruments while talking haha. Everyone that played was pretty good too, I thought it was going to be like drunken kareoke at Fenwicks, but I was happily surprised.

NEWS FLASH: Courthouse Tavern is changing its name back to Buzz's!