Thanks Perez!!
Friday, February 24, 2006
My Favorite!
Here's a link to a new David Sedaris story in the New Yorker for anyone who reads him... which should be everyone because he's hilarious.
http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/060227sh_shouts
http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/060227sh_shouts
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Click On This NOWWWW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6PTFRmmuvc&search=saved%20by%20the%20bell
you won't regret it.
My life has been taken over by reading for my various classes, mainly Modern America and Holocaust and Genocide. I have to take a break from reading about war and people dying before I sink into a deep deep depression.
you won't regret it.
My life has been taken over by reading for my various classes, mainly Modern America and Holocaust and Genocide. I have to take a break from reading about war and people dying before I sink into a deep deep depression.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Random Jack Bauer Facts
This is almost as good as the Chuck Norris ones...
Only two people dared to argue with Jack Bauer. David Palmer and Michelle Dessler. Tony apologized.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris
Only two people dared to argue with Jack Bauer. David Palmer and Michelle Dessler. Tony apologized.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo hoo!
So it snowed like 2 feet since yesterday, I love a good ol' blizzard, but I love them even more when they start on a sunday! I'm not risking not doing work in case we do have class tomorrow, very unlike me i know!
Lisa and Richie on the way back from the train last night. Jakes Dilemma was certainly interesting. I started drinking Long Islands and Katy made me stop because she thought that I was going to be too shitty, but I really didn't get drunk at all last night... damn you bevan.
UPDATE: NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!
While on one of my gossip sites I stumbled across a new t-shirt website that is def worth checking out. The Chuck Norris tees are already starting to be churned out...
http://www.noisebot.com/t-shirts_hoodies_tote_bags
Lisa and Richie on the way back from the train last night. Jakes Dilemma was certainly interesting. I started drinking Long Islands and Katy made me stop because she thought that I was going to be too shitty, but I really didn't get drunk at all last night... damn you bevan.
UPDATE: NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!
While on one of my gossip sites I stumbled across a new t-shirt website that is def worth checking out. The Chuck Norris tees are already starting to be churned out...
http://www.noisebot.com/t-shirts_hoodies_tote_bags
Saturday, February 11, 2006
100 Nights
Here is a little taste of our Gaelic Park Seinor Night last night. Good job to the kids at Manhattan College for drinking so much that the bar had to close 45 minutes early. Lots of randomness insued afterwards as always, I don't remember going to bed, but Lisa informed me that she guided me there and tucked me in. Hopefully Lisa didn't take advantage of me in my drunken state...
It took almost four years of college to earn this...
You Passed 8th Grade Science |
Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?
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